he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
