ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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