I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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