just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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