It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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