But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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