what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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