what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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