The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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