have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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