Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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