Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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