There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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