If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
