Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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