I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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