I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
