Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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