Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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