Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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