I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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