fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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