Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm always down for nudity.
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