I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
babies were throwing up all over the place
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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