I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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