Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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