What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
wow bdsm is so cute
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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