Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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