did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
