I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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