Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
