fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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