Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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