You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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