just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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