Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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