Already got asked if we're dating
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
