I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
