so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
