how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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