Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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