Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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