Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
its liver damage thursday
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