best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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