Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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