The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Never underestimate the power of titties
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
