that's an acceptable place to lick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
