Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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