Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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