So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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