Do you still have your period?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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