i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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