time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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