i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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