maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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