so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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